Corrupt a wish

granted but it is the last you will ever have

I wish grizzly was only a dollar

Granted, but now it's made of newspaper and provides no fix. And where ever you go the person in front of you buys the last can.

I wish it would snow

Granted. It snows, but when it melts, it leaks into your house.

I wish driving didn't scare the shit out of me.

Granted but now it's your job and you get sick of it, but you do it all day and barely make any money.

I wish we had space travel perfected and could visit other inhabitable planets.

Granted, but then mass effect happens and reapers start killing all organic life.
I wish i wasn't such a nerd.

Granted, but now yer a total dipstick.

I wish these invading dinosaurs would just piss off and work on their own clan.

granted but now ALL of them form one MASSIVE clan and take us down

I wish i knew who the spy was

Granted, but it turns out it was you and we introduce you to das boot

I wish we could all just smoke a bong

granted but the bong explodes

i wish people didnt do drugs

NOOOOOOOOOO. you will take me out of business

ROFLCOPTER!!!!

Good ol flushed.

I wish flushed made a wish instead of crying about his yob.

Granted, but he still continues to cry.

I wish ODSTs existed in real life Marine Corps Special Forces. I would volunteer as soon as I possibly could in my Marine Corps career.

RIGHT!

Granted but your first drop and you break both legs. stumps first into hell now!

I wish i could get disability for having a bad memory. or was it my.....back? maybe, no it was my hips! no wait..... SHIT!

Granted, but it sux because everyone would get it then it gets band

I wish i could get my nails done

DENIED!!!! I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY!

Granted, but they totally fuck up and give you shitty acrylics that break as soon as you walk outta the door. Every nail, in different places. and they cost you a fortune.

I wish Halo 4 will have the flaming helmet effect

Granted but its a total dud even tho it says flames

I wish i had cheesecake

Granted but it's the cheesecake we have at my work.... Yeah suck on them apples!

I wish i had cheesecake factory cheesecake.

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Granted, but a crap ton of flies swarms the cheesecake and ruins it. (I hate to do that to you, lol. Cheesecake is my favorite desert)

I wish my legs weren't broken from my first ODST drop... lol

Lmfao, granted but they're broken on yer 2nd drop lol.

I wish i was slightly more creative, only slightly

granted but because you are so creative that you make a story that is so crazy that people believe it and you become a cult leader.



I wish all the nerds doing homework and lonely people fapping whould stop so the network here was not slow

Granted but everyone just disappeared (the only real way this would happen) so there is absolutely NO ONE online, which makes the internet good for learning until the mainframes crash...... Then what...... Nothing............................... at all. Look what you've done >

LOL

I wish you wished for something

Granted but it was so shitty it didn't need to be corrupted.

I wish my station opener at work would stop coming in high, pull his thumb putta his ass, and DO HIS FUCKIN JOB! How does he get tomato splash on the wall BEHIND the reach-in?!?!? Idiot

Granted. But he starts doing his job so well, the bosses decide he can do yours too.

I wish I was an Inheritor already. I'm REALLY getting sick of Grifball!

Granted but then everybody else plays griffball and you are alone in the other mm playlists.


I wish the stupid freshman did not get caught drinking so i dont have to run