Corrupt a wish

Granted. But since you didn't have school either of those days, they are making you go over the weekend.

I wish they were making a Legendary edition of H4.

Granted but it costs 2 arms and a leg, so you could not play the game.

I wish I was good at this damn religion class even though the shit we talk about will never be relevant to me

Granted, you pass with flying colors, and then all religion is abandoned. Making your knowledge and hard work irrelevant.

I wish today would just pass so i can sleep in till it gets dark tomorrow. Fuckin TIRED!!!!!

Granted, but remember u cant sleep in tomorrow cuz u have to work tomorrow.

I wish it wasnt raining

Granted, but it's snowing instead.

I wish i didn't have to ride my bike in the rain. To work.

Gtanted but u have to walk instead cuz ur bike gets a flat tire

I wish i didnt have to work tonight

Granted but you dont get another day off ever

I Wish it was gameday

Granted, but yer team loses. And you do absolutely horrible for some unexplainable reason.

I wish the front of the house was just a buncha robots. Fuck those brain dead morons!

Granted, but they start a robot apocalypse.

I wish time could go by faster. I wanna play Halo 4 so bad and it's sooo close but yet so far...

granted but it gets delayed over and over again

I wish I did not have to take this religion class

Granted but u have to take a fecal matter class instead.

I wish it was friday

Granted, but it turns out to be the worst day of your life.

I wish the Marine Corps office was open so I can just walk in and speak to a recruiter. I got a card and I think I have to make an appointment to talk to one.

Granted but you dont get in

I wish me and my FT win the tournament

Granted but all of your xboxes die and you cant play H4

I wish that i didnt had fucking exams this whole week

Granted, but the rest of the year you'll be taking tests.

I wish people wouldn't make reservations at my work for a party of NINETY at 9pm!!! On my friday!!!!! Dicks!

Granted, but instead of ninty its 100 and its everyday

I wish i could go home and go to bed

Granted but it's our old air mattress >

I wish i'll get my Halo 4 Limited Edition Xbox on release day

granted but it breaks after 5 minutes

i hope the clan jacket come out the way i want

Granted but it falls apart after 5 minutes >

I wish i was off work already

Granted they let you out of work 2 hours early and it is for go. try finding a job right now GGGGGEEERRRRR it fucking sucks and i got a AA.

i wish my 1 year old would stop putting shit like pennys in his mouth. The day after we got out of the hospital we whent to see my parents and as soon as he go in the house he got a peeny that no one knows how he got it and it was going for his mouth * sreaming and pulling on my hair like a mad woman*

Granted but now he eats stuff outta the garbage

I wish it was fuckin monday night already!

granted but you get mugged and shot and are in a coma for 6 years


i wish i had food at my house

Granted but then u find out the food u bought was moldy or stale from being old where u had to throw it all away and still have no food and basicly wasted ur money.

I wish i was makin more money

Granted, but on your first pay check with the raise you get robbed of all the contents in your wallet at the bank.

I wish I wasn't sick with a bad stomach ache and nausea.

Granted, but then u have a runny nose instead for months and months and no meds help.

I wish these hang over would go away