Corrupt a wish

Granted, but u feel better so u go drink again and get one tomorrow.

I wish it was wednesday already

Granted, but that day u cant play halo.

I wish i had some pumpkin cheesecake right now. Yum!

Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish i was making more money

granted but now you work as a street walker in a bad hood

i wish you would stop making that wish

Granted but he repetitively wishes a different one.

I wish Friday was here already.

Granted but Friday is the new Monday from now on

I wish I could afford my own router in my room so it was not so laggy.



PS= i have recently found out the building i live in is the worst on campus that will not happen again next year

Granted but all game consoles you own break.

I wish I didn't have to wait until Christmas to get Halo 4.

Granted, it is Christmas morning you open you halo 4 game insert it in to your x-box to find out the disk is corrupt and has a shit load of viruses, infecting your hard drive and frying your x-box.

I wish my mother in law would stop playing Christmas music, shit we have not even gone through Thanksgiving yet.

Granted but christmas will now never come.

I wish it was the weekend.

Thats ok i like halloween better

Granted now it is epiclly the worst weekend of your life.

i wish i had more Heineken.

granted but its flat and non alcholic
i wis i was a god

Granted but you are not a important God

I wish we got these forum games going again

Granted but now everyone is playing tug of war

I wish to be ODST.

Granted but your drop pod malfuctions and you get dropped into the ocean.

I wish I wasn't so god damn tired.

Granted but you are never tired again so you can never get sleep when you need it.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted but now you have to go to school for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

Granted, but then you have a crap ton of paper work to do in the future.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted but you've wasted your only wish on knowing what to wish for.

I wish for *insert wish here*

Granted but I inserted horse poo

I wish I got paid to play video games

Granted, but the day you start, your Xbox explodes.

I wish it was Summer Break already...

Granted but it only lasts 10 minutes.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted, but then you're overwhelmed with stuff.

I wish my head didn't hurt.

Granted but now everything else hurts.

I wish for 100 more wishes.

Granted, but you waste all 100 on worthless crap.

I wish it wouldn't stop raining.

Wish granted but now Texas is mostly under water and now the mexican swam over the border and took it over nice job Smith

I wish my mother in law would get off my ass and get a clue