Corrupt a wish

granted but you were caught instead and had to run even more

i wish i had more hours at work

Granted, but you get so many hours u have absolutely no free time, just sleep and work.

I wish i could smoke without spittin ever 10 damn seconds

granted but you spit every 5 seconds

i wish i had more money

W0LFE wrote:Granted, but you get so many hours u have absolutely no free time, just sleep and work.

I wish i could smoke without spittin ever 10 damn seconds

Granted. Now you spit every 2 seconds when you smoke.

I wish I could be a real ODST & snipe down a Brute Chieftain.

granted but when u snipe him u kill a fellow ODST

i wish we were that far into the future

Granted but u get crushed by a piece of the Autumn.

I wish my eggs and bacon were done now!

Granted, but Dixie ate your Bacon. (Really happened)

I wish my real job was to play Halo on XBOX Live.

granted but you get fired in the first 5 min

i wish i had a real gun

Granted, but you shoot yer eye out, kid!

I wish I had a real, working, trusty ol' MA5.

Granted, but you shoot your eye out. Kid!

I wish i could see Expendables 2 tonight!

Granted. But the movie projector eats the film. No more movie.

I wish I could figure out how to past Hann and Chewie in Force Unleashed 2. Fuckin bastards!

DENIED!!! Chewie will ALWAYS win! He beat chuck norris like red headed step child.

No offence to any red headed step children.

I wish i had a taco.

granted but Dixie has it and you have to EARN it

i wish i had a different job

Granted but it's worse than the job u have now and pays you less, with less hours!

I wish my facial hair would only grow on my chin

ganted but this it NEVER stops growing....NEVER!

i wish i had no back or chest hair

granted but it is put on your hands

I wish i wasnt in college

Granted, but you can't get a job unless it's at McDonalds and you end up getting minimum wage for a crappy role and get fired after your first week.

I wish time could fly by faster so I can enlist in the Marines. I'm so pumped!

Lmfao you've got 2 years son, slow yer role. Wish granted but you enlist, ship out, and yer transport crashes.

I wish i didn't have to clean the house. It is my day off...

I thought you did that yesterday.

Granted Wolfe but you get thrown out for not cleaning

I wish i had a ipod that worked properly

granted but it only works good for about 5 min a day

i wish i was good at chemistry

granted but that is all your good at

I wish that I had money

granted but all you have is $1

i wish i would stop growing

Granted, but you start shrinking.

I wish I knew if I lived in my last wish that Wolfe corrupted.

Granted, and you do live, but yer an armless, legless, brain dead potatoe. Corrupted

I wish i didn't make donny a potatoe