Corrupt a wish

Granted. But the IRS then audits you and finds out you've been making counterfit money and has you arrested. Busted!


I wish my bag weren't almost empty.

Granted, but it's filled with A mogwai, and you feed it after midnight. And gremlins destroy the world. Way to go...

i wish i wasn't lactose intollerant. I love my starbucks frappichino damnit!

Granted. But then you go on a milk drinking binge and become constipated.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie. A wish I can grant myself!

*grabs the cookies before B hides em on me.*

Granted, but u find out the chocolate chips werent really chocolate chips they were actually bugs.

I wish i had the energy to get up and get ready for work

DENIED!!! You must lay here and continue to cuddle.

I wish this freakin hangover would go away.

Granted but you may never drink again!

I wish I could finally start writing my book!

Granted, but u get writers block and cant think of anything worth writing.

I wish i could fly.

Granted, but while texting and flying you ran into a tree and are now in a vegetable state.

I wish the Cowboys would win the suberbowl.

Granted. But it's discovered that they all have been using Roids and are stripped of the win.

I wish I had one million dollars.

Granted but it was conterfit now u are in prison dont drop the soap hunny.

i wish i had a real fer coat (yea i know it is gross and peta would not be happy but joke um it they can take a fuck.

ROTFLMA

Granted. But they didn't kill the animal before they gave it to you. Now you've got a Mink trying to scratch your eyes out.

I wish it was tomorrow already. I WANT MY SoA!

Uh, granted but SoA comes out and sucks. Whatever SoA is

I wish Raven's wishs were a tad bit more understandable.

SoA = Sons of anarchy

Granted now Raven dose not play this game any more..

I wish Wolfe knew what SoA is

it is a bad ass show one of the best made in a long damn time

granted, but i dont really care. they based that show off my teenage years. been there done that.

I wish i could come up with a better wish

granted but your never get to wish again

i wish i did not have a scrimmage today

granted but you have a tournament instead

i wish i had a Cadillac Cein

Granted, but it has no wheels, doors, engine, transmition, hood, brakes, rear view mirrors, seats, steering wheel, pedals, or body. U just get the hood ornament.

I wish i wasn't such a devious bastard

Granted. You become such a kind & honorable person that everyone starts to think that your gay, including Dixie.

I really wish I could have Curry right now.

Wish granted. I shouldn't have to corrupt that because after all you did wish for curry.
I wish the clan would get on in about an hour so we can RAIL an unquantifiable number of poor souls.

Wish granted but we get OWNED

I wish we lose when we play

Granted, then know one ever wants to play with us cuz they like winning not losing.

I wish i had dennys for breakfast yum

granted but your server was a prick and spits in your food

I wish i never had to be up for 8 am classes

Granted. Now you have to wake up for 6 am classes.

I wish I had a pecan pie.

Granted, but some a-hole slips sardines into it.

I wish i didn't have ride across the city to get some green. Better be worth it

Granted. Your dealer is right around the corner. But, the green is moldy and smells like shit.

I wish I had some green.