Corrupt a wish

granted but you made him a vegetable

i wish i my cars brakes were fixed

Granted, but now it doesn't have a windshield.

I wish there were more malcom episodes.

Granted, but they're all no where near as good as the ones you've already watched and you feel unsatisfied.

I wish I could run faster

P.S. Damn, Wolfe. That sucks for me. I don't want to be a brain potato

granted but you can only run for half the distance you use to

I wish we had a game on saturday

granted but the score end 100-0 YOU LOSE!!

I wish people wouldnt hate on my Recruitment Forums

granted but the online gaming community collapses and there is no such thing as xbox live and all clans are destroyed

I wish that there was an Alien invasion and we where all actual elite UNSC soldiers and defeated them

PS trust me that wont happen although we lost 53-7 to the #10 team in the nation last week...we will be IIAC champs and will make playoffs SAIL NORSE!!!!! #norsenation

Granted, but yer just an elite.... And no one gives u a mission, we just make u sit in a room. Silly dinosaur

I wish i could have gotten more sleep yesterday.

granted but you slept in ALL day and missed the greatest day you could have ever had

i wish i was good at recruiting

granted but you recruit so many people that the site crashes

I wish i had something to play on xbox

granted but all you have to play is DDR

i wish i had more games than just halo reach

Granted but you have the only collection of barny the big purple dinosaur games.

I wish i had a big ol bowl of cookies and cream ice cream right now!

Standown what is DDR?

Wolfe: granted but you cant eat them until 7 days later

I wish i didnt had school tomorrow

Granted, but you have to do double the work the next day to make up for the day of school that was skipped.

I wish my school had an ROTC program.

Flush its Dance Dance Revolution

Granted but ur the only one in it

i wish i didnt have to go church today

Granted. But now you have to o to Church on Wednesday.

I wish Waypoint would work right now.

granted but everyone gets on at the same time and it crashes

i wish i worked today

Granted but you lose an arm.

I wish i didn't have so much to do.

Granted, but then you don't have anything to do and you die of boredom.

I wish my breath didn't stink all the time. lol

StandDown: Lol only one in ROTC, that's sweet. I'll be the one-man rifle drill team.

Granted but now it smells like flowers and it attracts bee's

I wish it didn't take me 2 hours to get outta bed in the morning.

Granted, but u get up to fast and run to the door

I wish that i had some taco bell

Granted. But this time, it has finger in it.

I wish I was Pete Stacker.

Granted but you die of an hemorrage

i wish i didnt live in mexico

Granted but you now live in new mexico

I wish my school did not require a biblical studies course to graduate and i could have my golf class everyday

Granted, but you get no credits for yer golf course. So yer pretty much ditchin, slacker.

I wish i didn't smash my balls on the way to work today.

granted but insted they are cut off.
i wish i had live