Corrupt a wish

Granted, but then your dream house slides down the mountianside because of bad cunstruction. Sue your contractor.

I wish I had a decent car.

Granted, you forgot to check the tires, had all 4 blow out at the same time and screwed up both axles. So much for a decent car now.

I wish I had a great paying job.

Granted, but your boss tries to have relations with you and your husband kills him.
No more job...

I wish I had halo 4

LMAO
Granted, But the disk is corupt and fries your xbox
no more Xbox

i wish i could win the power ball lottto 181 million.

Wish granted, but due to the overspending the US government has created, all of your money is used to help pay off the dept

I wish I had cancer.... D: make that one worse lol

Granted. But then you find out that all the world's candy supply is gone. Bummer!

I wish I owned a prvite jet. Cause then the wife and I could go party it up with Wolfe and DIxie!

I wish for a Tie Fighter. Also Queen seeing as you never made a wish I now give you the secret of life, but to bad we are not tier 1 yet. :\

o wow i always forget that part LOL.

Granted, the tie fighter u were given was part of the new suicide mission. tie fighter go boom.

i wish it was cooler in Florida

Labron James dies thus making Florida cooler but Rick Ashely is now the governer. I wish for goku back to life

Granted. But he then transforms into the Uzaro and destroys the entire Earth.

I wish my wife would stop playing that fucking song!

Granted, Put in my Culture club.
I wish my arm would stop hurting

Granted but now she plays surfing bird and the bird is the word. I wish I was made of tacos

Wish granted, but they are veggie tacos.

I wish the world was the size of another planet....

This one is not hard for someone with the knowledge I have.

Granted. Earth becomes 3x the size as Jupiter, thus making her a Super Gas Giant and NEVER had the ability of sustaining life. GAME OVER!


I wish I could find a fuckin job.

Granted you are a male prostitute (you said a fucking job that is a job fucking) lmao. i divorce you and leave town with our kids.

i wish i could get out of the funk ass depresssed state.

Granted, but ur way too happy now it creeps people out.

I wish i had a glass of beer.

Granted but no matter how much you drink, you can't catch a buzz. Bummer!

I wish I had a joint.

Granted, but it's totally oregano.

I wish Halo 4 was out and i FINALLY had my new xbox and limited edition Halo 4!

Granted, but they send u a modern war fare xbox adition instead.

I wish i had taco bell

wish granted, but that dog meat gives you explosive diarrhea and your dog went missing.
I wish i had a limitless supply of Coca-Cola!


maybe im not playing this game right because taco bell always grants me that wish.

Granted but the coke is more carbon the syrup YYEEEWWWW!!!!

I wish this damn lawer would let me know if i have the job or not