Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it turns out to be a peeon position for an overly obnoxious self richeous man whore who treats you like a sea slug and yer miserable within the first day of employment and u cant quit because he has dirt on u or something.

I wish i wasn't so evil lol.

Granted. But then wings pop out of your back and now you have to listen to ALL of God's rules. Even the ones you didn't like before.

I wish Wolfe and Dixie lived closer to me. I'd LOVE to go party it up with them.

Granted they move to this shit hole and find out what a shit whole it is and says fuck this and moves far far away.

i wish gas was cheaper

Granted, but then we ran out of it.

I wish we had a better couch.

Granted. But it goes to shit right after you get it home and springs are poking you in the ass.

I wish November 7th was closer.

Granted but every single Halo 4 disk are corup. 343 sucks ass. LMAO

I wish i was not living in the fucked up house with all these fucked up pepole.

Granted. You won a house in Hawaii & you are living in it. But the people found out where you live & decided to break in & have a party inside. They also decided to bring a pig covered in mud & dirty up everything.

UMMMM you forgot to make a wish!!!!!

Oops. I wish I could go to mars.

wish granted! Nasa lands a rover on you, thinks you're an alien, and performs experiments with probes.
I wish i was green

Granted. But everyone thinks you're Gumby and kicks your ass.

I wish I were a REAL ODST.

Granted. You pass through basic training & are about to fight on Reach. But when you are dropping in your pod, you fly right through a Phantom.

I wish I had an actual Halo Reach Sniper Rifle.

Granted, but u accidentally shoot yourself in the balls.

I wish i couls get paid to do nothing.

Granted. But now you are President of the United States and have a permenent target on your head.

I wish I had fluffy nug.

Granted, but it's so fluffy it's gone in one hit.

I wish my sock didn't have a giant hole in the heel.

Granted now you have a giant hole right in the ass of you underwear
I wish to cure world hunger *waves like a beauty queen*

Granted but then Wall-E happens.

I wish i was a millionaire so freakin bad.

Granted. But then the money system around the world crashes and you have nothing.

I wish my son would sleep through the night.

Granted, but it being too quite keeps u awake.

I wish i had money to eat at dennys for breakfast

Granted, but the food is dreadful. Everything is stale, and over/under cooked, too hot/cold, just totally shitty.

I wish aunt flo would die already.

Granted but now he sprite haunts your bathroom now you can take a shower, shit or piss with out he seeing you and all your goodies.


I wish that every time i play this game i could get this damn song out of my head

Granted. But now you can't get this song out of your head.



I wish I had a pipe!

Granted. You end up getting Captain Keyes pipe, but then as you start smoking somebody decides to punch the pipe & lodges it down your throat.

I wish I was a real ODST.

Granted. But you drop pod burns up on entry to what was thought to be a rocky planet. Turns out, the planet was a gas giant! Wrong intel! Opps!


I wish I had my copy of Halo 4 already. I wanna play campaign soo bad!

Granted, but you play on easy an get yer face blown in by a buncha dinosaurs, over and over again. Yeeeeeeah >

I wish i got paid more. CORRUPT THAT!!!