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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:23 am

    Granted, but it turns out to be a peeon position for an overly obnoxious self richeous man whore who treats you like a sea slug and yer miserable within the first day of employment and u cant quit because he has dirt on u or something. Smile

    I wish i wasn't so evil lol.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RAVEN on Sun Aug 19, 2012 6:59 am

    Granted. But then wings pop out of your back and now you have to listen to ALL of God's rules. Even the ones you didn't like before.

    I wish Wolfe and Dixie lived closer to me. I'd LOVE to go party it up with them.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:20 pm

    Granted they move to this shit hole and find out what a shit whole it is and says fuck this and moves far far away.

    i wish gas was cheaper
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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Dixie on Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:52 pm

    Granted, but then we ran out of it.

    I wish we had a better couch.


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    Post by RAVEN on Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:58 pm

    Granted. But it goes to shit right after you get it home and springs are poking you in the ass.

    I wish November 7th was closer.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 19, 2012 3:05 pm

    Granted but every single Halo 4 disk are corup. 343 sucks ass. LMAO

    I wish i was not living in the fucked up house with all these fucked up pepole.

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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 19, 2012 3:14 pm

    Granted. You won a house in Hawaii & you are living in it. But the people found out where you live & decided to break in & have a party inside. They also decided to bring a pig covered in mud & dirty up everything.

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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 19, 2012 3:19 pm

    UMMMM you forgot to make a wish!!!!!

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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 19, 2012 3:57 pm

    Oops. I wish I could go to mars.

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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 19, 2012 4:14 pm

    wish granted! Nasa lands a rover on you, thinks you're an alien, and performs experiments with probes.
    I wish i was green
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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RAVEN on Sun Aug 19, 2012 4:29 pm

    Granted. But everyone thinks you're Gumby and kicks your ass.

    I wish I were a REAL ODST.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:30 pm

    Granted. You pass through basic training & are about to fight on Reach. But when you are dropping in your pod, you fly right through a Phantom.

    I wish I had an actual Halo Reach Sniper Rifle.
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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Sun Aug 19, 2012 6:06 pm

    Granted, but u accidentally shoot yourself in the balls.

    I wish i couls get paid to do nothing.


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    Post by RAVEN on Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:51 pm

    Granted. But now you are President of the United States and have a permenent target on your head.

    I wish I had fluffy nug.


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    Post by W0LFE on Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:34 pm

    Granted, but it's so fluffy it's gone in one hit.

    I wish my sock didn't have a giant hole in the heel.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:29 pm

    Granted now you have a giant hole right in the ass of you underwear
    I wish to cure world hunger *waves like a beauty queen*
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    Post by W0LFE on Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:44 pm

    Granted but then Wall-E happens.

    I wish i was a millionaire so freakin bad.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RAVEN on Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:49 am

    Granted. But then the money system around the world crashes and you have nothing.

    I wish my son would sleep through the night.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Dixie on Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:41 pm

    Granted, but it being too quite keeps u awake.

    I wish i had money to eat at dennys for breakfast


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    Post by W0LFE on Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:12 pm

    Granted, but the food is dreadful. Everything is stale, and over/under cooked, too hot/cold, just totally shitty.

    I wish aunt flo would die already.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:16 am

    Granted but now he sprite haunts your bathroom now you can take a shower, shit or piss with out he seeing you and all your goodies.


    I wish that every time i play this game i could get this damn song out of my head

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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RAVEN on Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:29 pm

    Granted. But now you can't get this song out of your head.



    I wish I had a pipe!


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:32 pm

    Granted. You end up getting Captain Keyes pipe, but then as you start smoking somebody decides to punch the pipe & lodges it down your throat.

    I wish I was a real ODST.
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    Post by RAVEN on Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:49 pm

    Granted. But you drop pod burns up on entry to what was thought to be a rocky planet. Turns out, the planet was a gas giant! Wrong intel! Opps!


    I wish I had my copy of Halo 4 already. I wanna play campaign soo bad!


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:18 am

    Granted, but you play on easy an get yer face blown in by a buncha dinosaurs, over and over again. Yeeeeeeah >Smile

    I wish i got paid more. CORRUPT THAT!!!


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