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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RAVEN on Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:35 pm

    Granted. But the IRS then audits you and finds out you've been making counterfit money and has you arrested. Busted!


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:59 pm

    Granted, but it's filled with A mogwai, and you feed it after midnight. And gremlins destroy the world. Way to go...

    i wish i wasn't lactose intollerant. I love my starbucks frappichino damnit!


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RAVEN on Wed Sep 05, 2012 4:43 pm

    Granted. But then you go on a milk drinking binge and become constipated.

    I wish for a chocolate chip cookie. A wish I can grant myself!

    *grabs the cookies before B hides em on me.*


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Dixie on Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:58 pm

    Granted, but u find out the chocolate chips werent really chocolate chips they were actually bugs.

    I wish i had the energy to get up and get ready for work


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:40 pm

    DENIED!!! You must lay here and continue to cuddle.

    I wish this freakin hangover would go away.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:21 am

    Granted but you may never drink again!

    I wish I could finally start writing my book!
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    Post by W0LFE on Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:08 am

    Granted, but u get writers block and cant think of anything worth writing.

    I wish i could fly.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:03 pm

    Granted, but while texting and flying you ran into a tree and are now in a vegetable state.

    I wish the Cowboys would win the suberbowl.
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    Post by RAVEN on Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:12 pm

    Granted. But it's discovered that they all have been using Roids and are stripped of the win.

    I wish I had one million dollars.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:36 pm



    Granted but it was conterfit now u are in prison dont drop the soap hunny.

    i wish i had a real fer coat (yea i know it is gross and peta would not be happy but joke um it they can take a fuck.

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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RAVEN on Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:50 pm

    Granted. But they didn't kill the animal before they gave it to you. Now you've got a Mink trying to scratch your eyes out.

    I wish it was tomorrow already. I WANT MY SoA!


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:14 pm

    Uh, granted but SoA comes out and sucks. Whatever SoA is

    I wish Raven's wishs were a tad bit more understandable.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:44 pm

    SoA = Sons of anarchy

    Granted now Raven dose not play this game any more..

    I wish Wolfe knew what SoA is

    it is a bad ass show one of the best made in a long damn time
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    Post by W0LFE on Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:40 pm

    granted, but i dont really care. they based that show off my teenage years. been there done that.

    I wish i could come up with a better wish



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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RWHarrod51 on Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:12 pm

    granted but your never get to wish again

    i wish i did not have a scrimmage today

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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:21 pm

    granted but you have a tournament instead

    i wish i had a Cadillac Cein
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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:18 pm

    Granted, but it has no wheels, doors, engine, transmition, hood, brakes, rear view mirrors, seats, steering wheel, pedals, or body. U just get the hood ornament.

    I wish i wasn't such a devious bastard Twisted Evil


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:22 pm

    Granted. You become such a kind & honorable person that everyone starts to think that your gay, including Dixie.

    I really wish I could have Curry right now.

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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:47 pm

    Wish granted. I shouldn't have to corrupt that because after all you did wish for curry.
    I wish the clan would get on in about an hour so we can RAIL an unquantifiable number of poor souls.

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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:54 pm

    Wish granted but we get OWNED

    I wish we lose when we play
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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Dixie on Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:42 pm

    Granted, then know one ever wants to play with us cuz they like winning not losing.

    I wish i had dennys for breakfast Smile yum


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RWHarrod51 on Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:44 pm

    granted but your server was a prick and spits in your food

    I wish i never had to be up for 8 am classes

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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:59 pm

    Granted. Now you have to wake up for 6 am classes.

    I wish I had a pecan pie.
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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:43 pm

    Granted, but some a-hole slips sardines into it.

    I wish i didn't have ride across the city to get some green. Better be worth it


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RAVEN on Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:40 pm

    Granted. Your dealer is right around the corner. But, the green is moldy and smells like shit.

    I wish I had some green.


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