Corrupt a wish

granted but on one is ever on

i wish raven would let us know who made it to the ODST!!

granted but you did not make it.

I wish I was on xbox right now

granted but on one is on

BTW I DID MAKE IT and so did YOU!

i wish i didnt have to work tonight

Granted but now you have no job and no money

I wish my cramps would go away

Granted but u start bleeding from the ears for no reason.

I wish that last wish WASN'T SO DAMN AWKWARD!

Granted but it become so awkward you and b stopped being friends

I wish i had a real sniper

Granted but you blow your brains out buddy

I wish xbox never existed

:0 ...granted, but most of the console FPSs never existed.

I wish my nose would unstuff so I can breathe again.

granted but snot comes out like a waterfall

i wish that image wasnt so icky lol

Haha, that's how I was all night the night before. lol gross

Granted but from the thought your nose stuffs up and you suffer through the night.

I wish my nose wouldn't close up when I blow my nose.

granted but now they flow like a river
i wish i had a milion dallors

Granted, but my river-like snot gets all over the bills and ruins them.

I wish pollon count wasn't off the charts where I'm at now.

Granted, but it's so low that all the grass and plants die in your area, leaving it a barren wasteland.

I wish i had my old schedule back.

Granted. But then you don't have the money to pay off that H4 xbox bundle.

I wish my pipe didn't heat up so fuckin quick! That bitch will brand someone with hot it gets!

Granted, then it barely heats up at all.

I wish I knew what to choose to enlist in. I'm at a stalemate between Marines and Army.

Really? It's not OBVIOUS AS FUCK!? *cough*MARINES*cough cough*

I wish donny last wish didn't answer itself lmfao sorry donny

Granted, but it only works this once.

I wish i could have my ice cream without my mom being in the kitchen in everyones way where no one wants to go in there to eat because shes in there.

Granted. But then she hangs out in your room.

I wish my 1 year old wasn't so whinny!

Granted, but your others kids take his place in that instance.

I wish I had some good coffee & sausage biscuits with grape jelly.

Granted. But the coffee is too hott to drink and the suasage biscuts taste like shit. Guess that's why they call it "shit on a shingle."

I wish it were Friday already. I'm ready for FUTD (forward unto Dawn).

Granted, but everyone except u can watch it.

I wish i wasn't so fuckin tired all the time.

Granted, but then you're awake all the time and can't go to sleep.

I wish I remembered to talk to the Army Recruiters about Standard Infantry and Army Rangers the day they were at my school.

Granted but htey didnt want to talk to you

I wish halo 4 never came out

Granted. But then your stuck playing MineCraft.

I wish it were Friday already!

Granted, but before you can watch the first episode of FUD your internet cuts out.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today or tomorrow.