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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RWHarrod51 on Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:47 pm

    granted but it is the last you will ever have

    I wish grizzly was only a dollar
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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:05 pm

    Granted, but now it's made of newspaper and provides no fix. And where ever you go the person in front of you buys the last can.

    I wish it would snow


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Wed Sep 12, 2012 7:00 pm

    Granted. It snows, but when it melts, it leaks into your house.

    I wish driving didn't scare the shit out of me.
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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:13 pm

    Granted but now it's your job and you get sick of it, but you do it all day and barely make any money.

    I wish we had space travel perfected and could visit other inhabitable planets.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:39 pm

    Granted, but then mass effect happens and reapers start killing all organic life.
    I wish i wasn't such a nerd.
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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:24 pm

    Granted, but now yer a total dipstick.

    I wish these invading dinosaurs would just piss off and work on their own clan.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:37 pm

    granted but now ALL of them form one MASSIVE clan and take us down

    I wish i knew who the spy was
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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:43 pm

    Granted, but it turns out it was you and we introduce you to das boot

    I wish we could all just smoke a bong


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Guest on Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:44 pm

    granted but the bong explodes

    i wish people didnt do drugs
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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by FlushedOwNeD117 on Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:52 pm

    NOOOOOOOOOO. you will take me out of business
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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:13 pm

    ROFLCOPTER!!!!

    Good ol flushed.

    I wish flushed made a wish instead of crying about his yob.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Smith on Sun Sep 16, 2012 4:47 pm

    Granted, but he still continues to cry.

    I wish ODSTs existed in real life Marine Corps Special Forces. I would volunteer as soon as I possibly could in my Marine Corps career.


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:40 pm

    RIGHT!

    Granted but your first drop and you break both legs. stumps first into hell now!

    I wish i could get disability for having a bad memory. or was it my.....back? maybe, no it was my hips! no wait..... SHIT!


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Dixie on Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:44 pm

    Granted, but it sux because everyone would get it then it gets band

    I wish i could get my nails done


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:47 pm

    DENIED!!!! I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY!

    Granted, but they totally fuck up and give you shitty acrylics that break as soon as you walk outta the door. Every nail, in different places. and they cost you a fortune.

    I wish Halo 4 will have the flaming helmet effect


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Dixie on Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:54 pm

    Granted but its a total dud even tho it says flames

    I wish i had cheesecake


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:56 pm

    Granted but it's the cheesecake we have at my work.... Yeah suck on them apples!

    I wish i had cheesecake factory cheesecake.

    OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by Smith on Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:08 am

    Granted, but a crap ton of flies swarms the cheesecake and ruins it. (I hate to do that to you, lol. Cheesecake is my favorite desert)

    I wish my legs weren't broken from my first ODST drop... lol


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:19 am

    Lmfao, granted but they're broken on yer 2nd drop lol.

    I wish i was slightly more creative, only slightly


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RWHarrod51 on Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:44 pm

    granted but because you are so creative that you make a story that is so crazy that people believe it and you become a cult leader.



    I wish all the nerds doing homework and lonely people fapping whould stop so the network here was not slow
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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:41 am

    Granted but everyone just disappeared (the only real way this would happen) so there is absolutely NO ONE online, which makes the internet good for learning until the mainframes crash...... Then what...... Nothing............................... at all. Look what you've done >Very Happy


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RWHarrod51 on Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:05 am

    LOL

    I wish you wished for something
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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by W0LFE on Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:24 pm

    Granted but it was so shitty it didn't need to be corrupted.

    I wish my station opener at work would stop coming in high, pull his thumb putta his ass, and DO HIS FUCKIN JOB! How does he get tomato splash on the wall BEHIND the reach-in?!?!? Idiot


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RAVEN on Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:29 pm

    Granted. But he starts doing his job so well, the bosses decide he can do yours too.

    I wish I was an Inheritor already. I'm REALLY getting sick of Grifball!


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    Re: Corrupt a wish

    Post by RWHarrod51 on Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:05 pm

    Granted but then everybody else plays griffball and you are alone in the other mm playlists.


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