Would You Rather

This game is pretty self explanitory. Just come up wiith 2 things nobody would ever want to do/eat/smell/etc. The next poster answers the one before him and ask's another one for the person after him and on 'n on.

I'll start us off.

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Suck on all of the toes of an extremely dirty foot for 5 minutes each, or be on a small plane with someon who had the egg farts for 5 hours.

Good luck

5 minutes with the dirty feet for me. I'd probably throw myself out of the 5 hour plane trip.

Would you rather be the president of the USA, or the most disgusting person in the world. In other words, Ron Jeremy.

Think about that one before posting an answer.

Ron Jeremy, easy answer. No ONE person should speak for an entire country. But Ron got paid to have sex and was butt ass ugly. Thats lucky

Lay in a coffin full of spiders for 1 Hr, or eat spiders for an hour

Fyi my mother was in the presents of Ron and she told him that he was the nastyest, greassy, stickeyess person she had evey been around. LOL i love my mother she calls them like she sees them no matter how famouse they are.

Lay in a coffin full of spiders for an hour, i love spiders i would never do any thing to hurt them un less there are poison and around my children. And i have always wanted a old style coffin with a cross stand glass window to sleep in. In other words this would be fun for me.

Would you rather eat chilled money brains, or a dead mans ball? (Thanks Faces of death)

The chilled monkey brains, no way i'm eatin balls.

Would u rather, step in a pile of dogshit with no shoes on, or eat live bugs.

Step in dog shit vinager will wash it way.

Would you rather die by burning to death or drowning?

Drowning cuz its only choking for a sec before ur dead and burning is to much pain before u dye amd last longer.


Would u rather walk on rusty nails bare foot or used needles bare foot?

Nails, cause FUCK needles!

Would u rather get a shot in your eye, or right into the butthole?

Actually it is longer than a sec when drowning your lungs claps and your eyes pop out of your head before you finally die. I only know this because I had and uncle that almost drowned and he was so close to death he was bleeding out of his eyes and his left lung was half way claps he said it was the most painful thing that has ever happened to him.

Rusty nails ill take a tetanus shot over whatever incurable disease some druggy has.


GGGEEEERRRR!!!! wolf you posted while i was typing

ummmmm i dont know how they would give you a shot in the butthole i think i would take it there then there is no pain if you think about it the needle dose not have to puncher and skin


Would you rather swim in shark infested waters or water full of alligators

Shark infested waters. I would punch one things in the nose, strap a saddle on, & ride it like a horse.

What would you rather shoot yourself in the foot with? A giant nail gun like you see in the movies or a Spike Rifle?

Spiker, i'm that big of a fan of Halo.

Have yer knee broken or your elbow?

To Heljumper925: Only in your wildest dreams!!!


Elbow crutches sucks

To Queen B: Man somebody must have put something in those brownies, because I don't normally have dreams like that.

What you rather stand in? A pit of fire or a bathtub with a plugged in toaster?

Toaster seeing that in most house's there are breakers in the bath room nothing would happen. LOL

Would you rather get hit by a semi truck or a train

Well if they're both FLYIN, i'd go with train, guaranteed instintanious death. Semi, u could end up a potato. I'd rather be roadkill lol.

Would u rather have a job u HATE and get more than enough hours at, or have a job that you love and barely get any hours.

ummm neather one is FLYIN they are both on the road LMAO.

Job i hate with hours i have a family to suport

Would you rather smell a body burning or a body that has been rottin for a week

Wow i am a sick bitch HEHEHEHE

I would rather smell a burned body. I've already smelled a burning dog, can't be much worse.

Would you rather sink in Cruise ship or fall from the sky in Air-liner?

Fall fom the sky, that death should be quick. Not like drowning or starvation lost at sea.

Would you rather not be able to play Halo 4 for a year after it comes out, or EAT A LUMP OF SHIT!

not play halo 4

Would you rather eat and dead person or hissing cockroaches

dead person

let a king cobra bite you or TRY to bite the cobra? (might get bit either way lol xD)

Probably bite it.

Drop into an unknown area or get ambushed with no cover.

Ambushed with no cover. I'll shoot my way out, & if I have to, I'll send my self out with a bang. Hoo-Rah!

Would you rather fight a Brute Chieftain or a Elite Zealot?

Damn! Good one jumper! Thats a tough choice cause they both have their deadly qualities. But i'd have to go with brute, i'm quicker than a brute, not a zealot though lol.

Would u rather be on leno or letterman?

Letterman, he's legit.

Would you rather join the Marines and never play Halo again or continue to play Halo but have no life whatsoever?